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By HomicidalPegasus - 25/05/2014 15:50 - United States - Bethalto

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML

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By GirlishMan1883897 - 24/07/2010 10:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 08:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 177

By skrewedguy - 08/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

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You deserved it 6 289

By Sir Vom-a-lot - 14/06/2012 16:28 - United Kingdom - West Drayton

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

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You deserved it 6 621

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:14 - China

Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML

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ilovemychem 22

Sunday 25 May 2014 18:55

Yuck, maybe shoulda waited till she came out

andiesaur 18

Sunday 25 May 2014 18:55

Guess it's a good thing you're out of the relationship then? That's disgusting.

Comments

Mirakledba 10

Sunday 25 May 2014 19:49

lesbians?

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 25 May 2014 20:24

OP is a woman -> refers to her girlfriend -> clearly, yes, they are lesbians.

Nuditi 10

Sunday 25 May 2014 19:52

"Today, my girlfriend broke up with me during my period. FML"

mkayden 23

Sunday 25 May 2014 19:59

That's gross! But you could've picked a better time to bring this up.

bnorb 8

Sunday 25 May 2014 20:00

Sounds like she likes to donate blood.

cwaziemamma 16

Sunday 25 May 2014 20:01

That is sssoooo disgusting... Girl or not, she deserved a slap for that

dispwned 8

Sunday 25 May 2014 20:12

That is so effing gross...

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 25 May 2014 20:21

That's disgusting, but you could've waited until she was out of the bathroom to tell her that you're leaving her. That's a bit of an odd timing choice.

CheckMyProfile 17

Sunday 25 May 2014 20:23

Girls tend to be too emotional and needy when they're having their period! You should've waited until it's over and she's back to her normal self.

xReDMemory 28

Sunday 25 May 2014 20:33

It's possible that she's needy all the time and that is her 'normal' self.

grgnyce 8

Sunday 25 May 2014 20:24

Sorry OP, that's gross on all levels!!!

k_mysterious 7

Sunday 25 May 2014 20:27

Well u must understand arguing to a girl is like talking a rock and the other thing is "mood swings".

kitkatmiaow 21

Sunday 25 May 2014 20:50

What ?

acerredrum 23

Sunday 25 May 2014 20:55

Here allow me to translate. "You must understand, arguing with a woman is like talking to a brick wall. That on top of mood swings makes things even worse." Also known as sexist tripe.