Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction... - FML

By mylifesucks - 31/01/2014 23:50 - France - Paris

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Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ICantBelieveThis - 06/03/2010 14:31 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

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Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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Nailed it

By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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By suxx - 25/06/2011 08:39 - United States

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Today, I walked around for hours with a Post-it on my back reading, "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

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By Geez - 19/10/2009 17:02 - Netherlands

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Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML

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By Twilightsux - 31/01/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML

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By Ignitingmylightsaber - 18/10/2009 11:29 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML

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By sadinthesack - 31/08/2009 18:56 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML

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By stopinthenameoflove - 19/06/2014 14:37 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

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Zigazig Ah

By Anonymous - 17/12/2017 01:30

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Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML

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Top comments

cricketsins 36

Saturday 1 February 2014 12:59

Well, since apparently that kind of behavior is acceptable, I would take this opportunity to put a poster of someone you find attractive on your wall for the same purpose. Seems fair to me.

transcedental 18

Saturday 1 February 2014 13:01

Aw, honey, that sucks. I am sorry. But on the other hand if you have a girlfriend that's into OD, isn't she too young to be doing it? *cough*

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erock1star 8

Monday 3 March 2014 7:37

Sexuality crisis?

cwl727 32

Friday 14 March 2014 17:35

How old are you two?

kittie77 10

Sunday 23 March 2014 3:03

How old are you? 13?

BlackRoseAndMe11 11

Monday 21 April 2014 1:47

Wow how old is she...13?

ZebraBedSheets 2

Sunday 11 May 2014 19:05

Because One Direction is ******* life

MeganneMireye 5

Thursday 7 August 2014 6:02

Why where you dating a girl that likes one direction let alone had a poster of them?

tiffanilittle 2

Saturday 23 August 2014 9:51

She shouldn't be having sex if she still has one direction posters on her walls

AliGInTheHouse 24

Monday 20 October 2014 19:21

Your fault for dating a One Direction fan, or "Directioner"

Games1219 6

Sunday 7 December 2014 18:58

I mean they're good looking

kateyjean 4

Saturday 10 January 2015 21:27

I feel her, their just too hot??

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