By mylifesucks - 31/01/2014 23:50 - France - Paris

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Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML
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cricketsins 36

Well, since apparently that kind of behavior is acceptable, I would take this opportunity to put a poster of someone you find attractive on your wall for the same purpose. Seems fair to me.

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transcedental 18

Aw, honey, that sucks. I am sorry. But on the other hand if you have a girlfriend that's into OD, isn't she too young to be doing it? *cough*

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Waredo_Dyrge 11

Perhaps next time you should **** someone who's reached puberty.

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VoodooPriestess 16

Oh it's not exactly making love if you're being used like a sex toy. You could tell her it makes you uncomfortable and see if she'll look elsewhere next time. Maybe she noticed a spider on it or something. I spent 15 minutes staring at my wall once, cause the damn things jump.

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buttcramp 21

this is a brilliant first comment, #1! op, this sucks big time! I would ask your girls about it, and if she really is one of those crazy fans, I'd dump her. Sounds to me like if she's at the age of doing this kind of thing, you're probably both too young to be having sex in the first place, op. Not to say you deserve this but maybe choose a girl who likes having sex with YOU (that is, if you're not 10)

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bfsd42 20

41, nice threadjack. Dipshit.

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womack910 4

HAHA that is weird. However, let's be honest. Has anyone seen Zayn and Liam lately?! I'm 23 and whoaaaaa. They are hot.

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jkmartinjk 16

"You say One D, I say Rection! One D, Rection! One D, Rection!" Paul Rudd SNL anybody...?

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livinlifeCJ 4

#111 Dude had a good comment don't be jelly over his comment.

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enix82 5

Obviously you guys are too young for sex. If she's a one directioner she's too young.

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