By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
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BRLHP 24

Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air

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TML329 14

I pulled up to the cinema to catch a flick,then spotted my girlfriend out with a dick

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saIty 17

Throw popcorn at them and shout cruel remarks at them. Even try to get people to join you. *I am not responsible for any fines, bans, or beatings*

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lilhellian 26

This reminds me of the FML were the guy got beat up for making a remark about his ex..

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ICastillo 24

That sucks OP. Sit next to them and eat all their popcorn and drink all their soda.

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thatKidzmOm 10

Imagine the looks on their faces when op reaches over and takes a hand full of popcorn. Priceless.

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ICastillo 24

That's what I'm saying the dude is banging OPs girlfriend. The least he can do is share his popcorn with him.

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nycwrestler 17

Yeah it does! Maybe op should post on a website where you can say the bad stuff that's happened to you.

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wheresthebeef69 4

She is such a major jerk. You should gave her a hard punch in the face.

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BRLHP 24

What happened to OP doesn't validate physical abuse.

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Enslaved 36

**** what I said it don't mean shit now **** the presents might as well throw 'em out **** all those kisses, they didn't mean jack **** you, you hoe, I don't want you back

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twinkiefeets 17

I hope you dumped your popcorn on her n then dumped her!

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foreveriowa 16

been there done that, don't believe her, and take her back.

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zenrael 21

Who goes to the theatres at 8 in the morning?

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Ellenpop 15

I'm sure there's also a delay in posting the FML and it getting approved/published.

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zoriver 5

Why wasn't she with you? You drop the ball and Jodi will get all over it bro. Bummer either way.

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poccocurantes 7

Ah, former leg. See if any one else gets that.

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