By Walter - 24/10/2015 03:17 - Spain

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 138
You deserved it 6 253

Same thing different taste

Top comments

What caused you to throw up? Was she not clean down there?

DarkJediLove 19

Prepare her an amazing bubble bath and pray she lets you kiss her again.

Comments

Either this is drunken sex gone horrible wrong or someone needs a lesson in hygiene. In case of doubt… you win the case and she's a smelly ol' beast… at least until you complete this half-baked story.

I'm kind of interested in knowing what caused you to throw up .___.

JohnForge 13

Damn that's a Nightmare situation, you should always do the fimger smell test before you explore the forbidden area to be safe, You definitely gonna have to make it up to her Big Time and restore her body confidence

make sure she uses summer's eve wash.

uchihadesendent 14

I assume it's her hygiene because he never mentioned being sick or anything.

Here's the thing if she doesn't clean herself well, or wasn't taught the proper way to wipe. It would smell/look disgusting enough to possibly make him throw up. Like everyone else has said you can rule out him having a stomach virus.

if she didn't smell before well now she does and either way will have to clean her self. if she did already smell down there don't lie to her let her know so she can take better care of her swat.