Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her...

By Walter - 24/10/2015 03:17 - Spain

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 21:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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By jimbop - 23/05/2009 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

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By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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Barf

By Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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JeyBiscuit 14

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:29

What caused you to throw up? Was she not clean down there?

DarkJediLove 19

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:32

Prepare her an amazing bubble bath and pray she lets you kiss her again.

Comments

unforgiven1993 7

Sunday 25 October 2015 20:35

I smell a smelly smell that smells smelly

asakadelis 7

Sunday 25 October 2015 20:46

Stick to what your good at Walter. Making meth and teaching Chem.

mthurston 14

Sunday 25 October 2015 22:09

If u can't lick it, don't stick it

revidffum69 22

Monday 26 October 2015 2:27

Did you earn your red wings?

breezy_baby23 11

Monday 26 October 2015 3:47

Did she stank?

collinchildress 12

Monday 26 October 2015 4:19

Sound like she needa wash that pussy

MyFairLady 6

Monday 26 October 2015 4:29

Oh! Your poor girlfriend!

chase2208 10

Monday 26 October 2015 4:36

Please follow up. We're you sick? Or was it that bad?

funnyguy543 2

Monday 26 October 2015 17:32

That's a normal response

wanderer_alone 8

Monday 26 October 2015 20:51

Does this mean you're gay?

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Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML

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Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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Today, out of boredom, I decided to clean shave my beard and moustache for the first time in 3 years. My new nickname at work is The Crimson Chin. FML

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Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML

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Today, my best friend, who I consider a sister with how close we are, had a seizure due to stress. The trigger? I accidentally knocked over her Petey Piranha statue and broke a leaf that had broken before. FML

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