By Walter - 24/10/2015 03:17 - Spain

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML
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JeyBiscuit 14

What caused you to throw up? Was she not clean down there?

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DarkJediLove 19

Prepare her an amazing bubble bath and pray she lets you kiss her again.

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PowerOfDin 15

Imagine her FML: My boyfriend and me got heated and he threw up between my legs so I have to clean it all up.

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Zappaz 32

Looking for a post from OP's girlfriend :p

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thatonetribute 31

Poor girl! That is disgusting.

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StiffPvtParts 43

Was it something you ate that caused you to throw up? Something... fishy perhaps?

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leowoman 10

I feel so bad for both of you! Probably you will laugh about it in the future :)

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the_real_dvd 21

I had this 19 year old working for me that would dry heave whenever he went down on a girl. I don't know what his deal was. I LOVE to eat out. But some people have a hang up on it, can't do it. Sucks for them, there's nothing Iike the way a woman digs her nails into your head while you're getting her off.

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Tripartita 44

I always hated it when my boss came around and watched me go down on people.

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itsme82 18

I laughed so hard at this. Thanks for that!!

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the_real_dvd 21

Lol I never watched. I may be kinky buy not that kinky. Only knew because he told me.

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0clairebaire 18

No fishing for you anytime soon...

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kbryan0004 11

Your profile pic should be the Op's profile pic Lol sorry I couldnt help it. cool pic though.

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