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By Anonymous - 28/12/2015 04:46 - United States - Windsor Heights

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time when she noticed I only have one testicle. She immediately broke up with me, for she doesn't want her future sons to be gay because they'll only have half of their testosterone. FML
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toastbrot 9

You're so much better of without her! You don't want your kids to be stupid because of getting no intelligence at all from her!

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gordjess1 19

Oh wow that's ridiculous. Well at least you know now she wasn't right for you. You wouldn't want to be with someone that naive

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CookieCat327 9

You're better off this way. She's not intelligent. And a gay-hater.

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Distantsoul 8

You should have said 'just as well because I don't want a child with someone with half a brain' oooosshh

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saffy66 34

You may not think it now OP but you've dodged one big bullet there. Imagine having kids with her; by her logic they'd only have half a brain. But her so called logic falls over anyway - if that was going to cause her sons to be gay, then you would be too. Sounds like you haven't known her too long anyway so hopefully you've already forgotten her.

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pandarae 12

Think you dodged the dumb on that one.

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sillygirl247 14

Wow she is a special kind of stupid. You didn't loose anything special.. ok you did loose something special but hers ends with Ed..

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qpdoll 19

Well, she only has half a brain, so I guess you're even.

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Berber260 14

That is some messed up shit. Really. How is this even possible. How can someone be so stupid..

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withered 30

Be happy you only have one. Imagine you had 2 and would never found out what an ignorant person you are dating. You dodged a bullet. Hopefully you find someone with some common sense that is not a complete idiot.

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