By splooge - 28/01/2009 15:12 - United States

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Today, I was in bed next to the boy I loved, he had just came and passed out immediately afterwards. I reached over to look at my phone but grabbed his instead and saw a text message from his ex-girlfriend that read "I love you too." FML
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bow_less 0

try being the ex thats still in love with him and knowing he is a douche bag. you should break up with him because thats probably why the ex broke it off with him to begin with.

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casanova_fml 0

Step 1: Put that camera phone to good use! Take pictures of him, especially non-flattering ones and send them to family and friends. DO NOT TAKE PICTURES OF HIM WITH YOU. Step 2: Leave. Possibly post craigslist ad with his number and various proclivities listed.

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adamo_erebus 26

"He came and immediately passed out afterwards" implies that he was probably drunk at the time and this was just a one-night stand. Seeing that text must've sucked but it's not like he was your man.

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Solano2580 24

#67 "boy that I loved" doesn't sound like a one night stand, and why would anyone tell their one night stand about their past relationship?

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casanova_fml 0

Step 1: Put that camera phone to good use! Take pictures of him, especially non-flattering ones and send them to family and friends. DO NOT TAKE PICTURES OF HIM WITH YOU. Step 2: Leave. Possibly post craigslist ad with his number and various proclivities listed.

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bow_less 0

try being the ex thats still in love with him and knowing he is a douche bag. you should break up with him because thats probably why the ex broke it off with him to begin with.

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silentfirefly 0

That's depressing.

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HyperFlirt 0

I hope you yelled at him. Or dumped him.

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theanonimouse 0

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jcorrea8521 5

That's super naive...

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bettyc4 26

Obviously no one likes this comment

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Linkisomnivore 8

It shouldn't matter while you are with someone else you shouldnt say I love you to someone you've been with or someone you have slept with it just isn't right

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pregnantpianist 2

I agree with the fact that it's naive to think that. There's a text that says "I love you too" from an EX GIRLFRIEND. She'd be stupid to lie to herself and think it's nothing.

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ill 0

I dunno what's worse... how stupid he is, or how stupid you are for dating someone as stupid =

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browneyedgirl07 0

kick his naked ass out - without the clothes.

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killkillkill 0

damn that sucks, i hope every person who was cheated on by ur gf with ur best friend, kicks ur best friend's ass. Oh an break up with her/him

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