Intimacy: Today, I was in bed next to the boy I loved, he had just came...

By splooge - 28/01/2009 15:12 - United States

Today, I was in bed next to the boy I loved, he had just came and passed out immediately afterwards. I reached over to look at my phone but grabbed his instead and saw a text message from his ex-girlfriend that read "I love you too." FML

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By yeah... - 22/01/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML

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Mistaken identity

By fmlfmlfml - 20/07/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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Doppelganger

By eleonor - 02/12/2008 04:57 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

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By mpetitto - 15/08/2016 00:44 - United States - Fairmont

Today, I received an "I miss you" text from my ex of 4 months, who I still love dearly and would give anything to get back together with. Yesterday, I slept with his best friend, convinced I'd never hear from my ex again. FML

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By Fuckit - 28/05/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2018 01:30

Today, I was woken up by an overly sappy good morning text from my boyfriend, complete with kissy-face images. Before I could text him back, he sent a follow-up. "Oops. Wrong person." Wait, what? FML

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By hoody - 22/01/2010 22:27 - United States

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

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By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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bow_less 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 7:31

try being the ex thats still in love with him and knowing he is a douche bag. you should break up with him because thats probably why the ex broke it off with him to begin with.

casanova_fml 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 14:00

Step 1: Put that camera phone to good use! Take pictures of him, especially non-flattering ones and send them to family and friends. DO NOT TAKE PICTURES OF HIM WITH YOU. Step 2: Leave. Possibly post craigslist ad with his number and various proclivities listed.

Comments

ak73191 0

Monday 16 February 2009 21:07

omg im so sorry tough love

adamo_erebus 26

Monday 11 February 2013 3:26

"He came and immediately passed out afterwards" implies that he was probably drunk at the time and this was just a one-night stand. Seeing that text must've sucked but it's not like he was your man.

Solano2580 24

Tuesday 28 April 2015 21:37

#67 "boy that I loved" doesn't sound like a one night stand, and why would anyone tell their one night stand about their past relationship?

casanova_fml 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 14:00

ivygirl 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 17:14

haha 42 agreed

bow_less 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 7:31

try being the ex thats still in love with him and knowing he is a douche bag. you should break up with him because thats probably why the ex broke it off with him to begin with.

silentfirefly 0

Monday 2 March 2009 6:59

That's depressing.

HyperFlirt 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:33

I hope you yelled at him. Or dumped him.

Cre6rul 0

Monday 9 March 2009 23:36

Stop dating dumb asses.

theanonimouse 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 16:59

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garrettgoshorn 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 7:19

that's what I was thinking

jcorrea8521 5

Monday 17 October 2011 4:45

That's super naive...

bettyc4 26

Wednesday 7 December 2011 18:36

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Linkisomnivore 8

Friday 29 June 2012 4:46

It shouldn't matter while you are with someone else you shouldnt say I love you to someone you've been with or someone you have slept with it just isn't right

pregnantpianist 2

Monday 24 September 2012 2:44

I agree with the fact that it's naive to think that. There's a text that says "I love you too" from an EX GIRLFRIEND. She'd be stupid to lie to herself and think it's nothing.