By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 16:27 - Serbia

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML
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skip_m 6

It's a Small World After All.

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

It's not the size of your penis that matters. It's how you thrust in and out during sexual intercourse. I'm bad at puns..

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windfuelsfire 10

My girlfriend that studies sexology learned that all a girl needs for maximum pleasure is 7cm of penis. So most guys that know their stuff can please their woman well. Be happy you're one of those people OP :) means you have a good attitude in sex. You like to please your partner..

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jujube08 5

Oh! Your girlfriend that studies in sexology.. hmm.. so whats the field of study of your other girlfriend(s) ;) ..just kidding.. this information is actually true OP, only 1/3 of the ****** is sensitive to pleasure. So as long as you're able to get to the G-spot (which i'm pretty positive you can) you have nothing to worry about. "the bigger the better" is a silly construction of our dear society.

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Epikouros 31

It's a gay thing :) I need 17 cm or more, but I have a bottomless hole instead of a ******.

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JanisEvans 10

This might be true. The length isn't that important, it's the girth that really matters.

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FFML_314 11

Obviously if a finger can get a girl off, a small penis can do the job. Men are really the only ones who have an issue with size. It's other men, deflating the hopes and dreams of those small peckered men, that bring out the insecurities. Honestly, most women won't even care.

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simply_elle13 5

tell her the same thing about her breasts and ass.

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happle 21

And then they'll get along better than ever!

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MuseFan1991 14

take the compliment OP! at least she says you know how to use it :)

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ICastillo 24

Just tell her "hey it's not my fault, it's like throwing a hotdog in an alley" and see what she says.

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A7XCamaro 19

Somehow that just seems like a horrible idea, maybe that's just me though.

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BlackPhenom 9

Dude that's good. That means she's had bigger and yet you're doing a decent job still. I'd take it in stride

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Enslaved 36

"Ok" doesn't sound reassuring. Maybe step up your game. Find out what really gets her going and target on that. Ex: My weakness are kisses on my lower back! There are a lot of erogenous zones that never get touched! Challenge yourself and find them!

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charvisioku 22

Say that it's not your fault the poor fella gets lost - he's never seen the grand canyon before. He needs to buy a Lonely Planet book before he can really master this environment.

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U_GotitDude 18

Maybe you should take it as a compliment

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Satoaoi 13

its ok she said so herself

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KiddNYC1O 20

That's not good enough!

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