By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 16:27 - Serbia

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML
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skip_m 6

It's a Small World After All.

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

It's not the size of your penis that matters. It's how you thrust in and out during sexual intercourse. I'm bad at puns..

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landon_loe11 16

If it bothers you that bad, there are surgeries where they can extend your penis.

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sux4u121 10

That is stupid, nobody should spend thousands of dollars just so they can have a little extra trouser snake.

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happle 21

This sounds like it has so much potential to go wrong.

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dontpanic_fml 32

And also by the way, no, there is no procedure, medicine or device that will enlarge your penis, no matter what spam e-mail subject lines you've read.

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SirEskimo 13

From what I've read, all the surgery does is make you look bigger flaccid, that's about it. So not worth the effort imo

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Catkam623 27

I thought there was a procedure that cut a tendon to let out a couple inches hidden inside

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happle 21

My brother told me that some men have surgery that cuts open the penis, like a fillet or something and it heals that way to become larger. I hope he was lying.

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Pleonasm 35

Hey, no matter how big or small the weiner, I'm still glad it's in my hotdog. I'm just glad I'm not eating plain old bread. I imagine girls can think so too ;)

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SonOfAMitch 14

Totally! Eating hotdog bread without the actual hotdog... makes me sick just thinking about it!

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MNBOY16 15

Once you learn that size doesn't matter...you realize you have a small penis!

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perdix 29

If you want to keep this girl, you're going to have to bring it with new finger and tongue action. "I guess you're OK" is not a ringing endorsement, so you are just a placeholder until she finds a guy that's better than OK.

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fyrfyter 4

Apparently you don't suck at sex, so consider it a compliment!

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xmaximusx 12

Lol its a ploy to trap and control ya inducing self doubt

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jelly713 19

OP, that's unfortunate that she's only okay with it. If you're only doing an okay job then she should be telling you how to do better instead of just pointing out you're small. A lot of guys already feel small because it looks smaller from their angle. So I think it's kinda mean to say it that way. It's not like she has to be with you, she just shouldn't make a big deal if she loves you.

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danielhartlesss 13

It's still a compliment OP, you should feel good about yourself.

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Yessi_Boo 14

Hey, if you can use it well, that means you make her happy. You should show her just how well you can use it now that it already came up.

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