Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed. We fooled around...

By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 00:45 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed. We fooled around and were about to have sex as she suddenly began to cry without any reason. She cried for 30 minutes until I finally managed to calm her down. She said there was no reason for her crying. Then she fell asleep. FML

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By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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By Ugh - 05/12/2024 21:00 - Romania

Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML

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By Isuckreallybad - 06/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML

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By unfucked - 26/08/2012 23:18 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend and I reconciled after having a huge fight last week. We went out drinking, and things got pretty intense, so we went back to my place. We made it to the bedroom, but somewhere between her taking off my shirt and me taking off her pants, we both passed out. FML

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Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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Not now, dude

By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML

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By fingerfuckd - 29/04/2009 15:47 - Canada

Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML

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By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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IrishWildMan 3

Sunday 14 November 2010 9:28

Well that seems anti-climactic.

Pipity147 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 9:55

she was molested that happened to me and that was why

Comments

xgetxbentx 13

Sunday 14 November 2010 12:29

she's either bi-polar, manic depressive, pregnant, or is hiding something. if she keeps having mood swings you need to get her to talk to you about it, none of those are things to **** around with.

ellemon 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 15:29

It could also be a problem linked to the birth control pill if she takes it. Hormones can do that...

teggman93 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 16:40

once again hormones suck. they screw everything up

suzuki2005 2

Sunday 14 November 2010 13:14

she jus didn't wanna have sex with you I kno this because she told me after I banged her

thejacl 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 13:47

You, my friend, are a douche. Don't get too excited, you're not really my friend.

Coldinside 12

Sunday 14 November 2010 14:02

He's just joking, calm down lol. FYL OP for having to deal with that. If somethings bothering her that much she should just tell you. Unless she's mentally scarred or something, randomly crying is not a way to deal with your problems.

Andy4443 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 14:09

She was probs just really pissed at all the gay campers she's been dealing with in black ops

brad89101112 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 15:19

agreed

Tanya101 4

Sunday 14 November 2010 20:40

agreed

eiadrums 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 14:23

bitches be crazy

kissyface825 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 15:14

pregnant

CasinoSteve 2

Sunday 14 November 2010 15:37

she cheated on you and feels guilty for it.

mikejunior88 4

Sunday 14 November 2010 15:59

women have numerous methods for getting out of having sex. obviously she didnt want to do it and that was her way out. sorry man it happens sometimes. might as well get used to it.

yamiyaiba 5

Sunday 14 November 2010 16:10

I've been through a girlfriend like this. Severe bipolar depression, and it happens just like that. My advice? Run. Run fast. Run while you still can.