Sex, Cars and Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were making love in the backseat....

By Remember the parking brake - 06/10/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love in the backseat. Being in the moment we didn't notice the car moving. We DID notice the pole that stopped us though. FML

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You deserved it 37 184

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By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 127

You deserved it 40 965

Kinda sus

By kmf - 10/08/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 147

You deserved it 14 380

Oh hey how are you?

By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 081

You deserved it 46 230

By douglisk1994 - 10/02/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 94 208

You deserved it 20 251

By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 788

You deserved it 5 109

Get on with it

By deflated - 09/08/2009 16:54 - Ireland

Today, as my girlfriend was dropping me home, our goodbye kiss got kind of heavy. Still parked in my drive, we had fast, frenzied sex. After, we realised that she had never put the hand brake on and that we had rolled down my drive, blocking my dad who was patiently waiting to pull in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 822

You deserved it 59 759

By Krissy - 25/01/2010 08:36 - United States

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 555

You deserved it 4 643

By sixsix - 24/12/2008 11:19 - France

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 178

You deserved it 8 661

Headshot

By sorehead - 13/07/2011 16:02 - Canada

Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 406

You deserved it 102 732

By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 281

You deserved it 5 630

FMLephant 2

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:11

You don't make love in the car, you **** in the car!

Jessi2487 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:08

need insurance? there's an app for that.

Comments

blahzz 4

Thursday 7 October 2010 20:49

aww. you still call it making love? thats sweet. People nowadays just say doing it, banging, *******, etc. A lot less romantic.

penguinazul 13

Thursday 7 October 2010 22:39

Did she finish you off with road head? And did you end up with an angry father? This story sounds familiar.

penguinazul 13

Thursday 7 October 2010 22:44

Did she finish you off with road head? And did you end up with an angry father? This story sounds familiar.

butterflyhearts 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 23:47

Lol. And you couldn't wait the whole 3-5 sec it would take to put the ******* car in park?

noeeluv21 0

Friday 8 October 2010 1:49

Lol you know that stick-looking thing between the seats? Yeah, should've pulled it up... haha

KattAlex 4

Friday 8 October 2010 3:09

That is why you check the parking break.

shelby_sevenfold 0

Friday 8 October 2010 3:23

#39, your picture is bombb. :) A7X is the best. And.. FYL, that really sucks Op. ):

Garay 0

Friday 8 October 2010 4:41

at least she could pole dance...

joemk2012 0

Friday 8 October 2010 5:00

Woah, a pole? Kinky shit...

C6Racer 0

Friday 8 October 2010 9:16

I will NEVER understand how something like that even happens. Set the parking brake and put the damn thing in park( or 1st gear if its an MT). Simplest set of steps ever.