Sex, Cars and Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were making love in the backseat....

By Remember the parking brake - 06/10/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love in the backseat. Being in the moment we didn't notice the car moving. We DID notice the pole that stopped us though. FML

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By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

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Kinda sus

By kmf - 10/08/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML

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Oh hey how are you?

By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

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By douglisk1994 - 10/02/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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Get on with it

By deflated - 09/08/2009 16:54 - Ireland

Today, as my girlfriend was dropping me home, our goodbye kiss got kind of heavy. Still parked in my drive, we had fast, frenzied sex. After, we realised that she had never put the hand brake on and that we had rolled down my drive, blocking my dad who was patiently waiting to pull in. FML

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By Krissy - 25/01/2010 08:36 - United States

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML

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By sixsix - 24/12/2008 11:19 - France

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

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Headshot

By sorehead - 13/07/2011 16:02 - Canada

Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

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FMLephant 2

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:11

You don't make love in the car, you **** in the car!

Jessi2487 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:08

need insurance? there's an app for that.

Comments

hairt 4

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:42

op's name said 'remember the parking brake' tsktsktsk ydi :/ but you had a fun time huh ;)

ClubsBreakHearts 2

Thursday 7 October 2010 14:06

Haha yeah the name makes the FML so much more funny :)

kyarush 10

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:47

ha get pooped on

xStiina 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:47

fail...

bri_random 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:49

you could always tell your girlfriend to work the pole until y'all get enough money to fix the car. :)

DLTsandwich 5

Thursday 7 October 2010 10:08

HAHAHA. Good one.

catsareahmazing 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 13:50

I think Op is white. So she actually has some shame.

jpark5 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 10:23

cockblocked by a pole...oh the irony.

discrazypimp 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 10:51

at least you didn't have some old guy staring at you...ha ha

mrahhhhh 21

Thursday 7 October 2010 11:07

Your girlfriend's been cheating on you with a work colleague. He tripped the parking brake, watched you make love to his sweetheart, and destroyed your bumper. He also has relationships with many other women and may have seen a lot of STDs in his lifetime. But nobody dares speak a word, as he is the reason why your girlfriend has a steady job, and without him her place of work would cease to attract costumers. Strip R. Pole strikes again. "Thunderclap"