Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense... - FML

By pudh - 05/08/2015 11:08 - Australia - Melbourne

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Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML

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Thursday 6 August 2015 2:02

Author's comment (pu): For the record, I did not make her feel crap about it. We laughed about it for hours before posting it on FML.

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purelymixed 17

Wednesday 5 August 2015 18:52

Woah! Maybe you need to take a closer look

beeferjay 34

Wednesday 5 August 2015 18:56

I feel like the story is missing something...

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Saraishi 24

Friday 7 August 2015 21:24

''Say wut?''

Project_Kr 9

Saturday 8 August 2015 3:14

So is she really she?

finman12 0

Monday 10 August 2015 4:54

Just horrible

SimoneTaylor1994 15

Tuesday 11 August 2015 11:05

I showed this to my bf and asked him what he would do if I said that. he said never again.. lmao I'm gonna say it though to see what he actually does ?

IJustWantToDie 7

Thursday 8 October 2015 0:39

Your a ******* liar

Grissman3000 10

Thursday 22 October 2015 1:40

And that's the famous! Wait what...?

Maximum_Shrekage 0

Monday 2 November 2015 23:57

Okay.

nixbling 10

Thursday 19 November 2015 3:06

caitlyn is that you

da_epic_failman 7

Saturday 23 January 2016 19:36

Wait, was she actually a guy,or was it a slip of the tongue?

Kira6384 1

Sunday 24 January 2016 2:11

Clits are actually undersized dicks That's why they are more sensitive

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