Holly came from Miami, F.L.A. Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A. Plucked her eyebrows on the way Shaved her legs and then he was a she She says, "Hey, babe, Take a walk on the wild side." Said, "Hey, honey, Take a walk on the wild side." Candy came from out on the Island In the back room she was everybody's darling But she never lost her head Even when she was giving head She says, "Hey, babe, Take a walk on the wild side." Said, "Hey, babe, Take a walk on the wild side." And the colored girls go "Doo do doo do doo do do doo..." Little Joe never once gave it away Everybody had to pay and pay A hustle here and a hustle there New York City's the place Where they said, "Hey, babe, Take a walk on the wild side." I said, "Hey, Joe, Take a walk on the wild side." Sugar Plum Fairy came and hit the streets Looking for soul food and a place to eat Went to the Apollo You should've seen them go, go, go They said, "Hey, sugar, Take a walk on the wild side." I said, "Hey, babe, Take a walk on the wild side." All right, huh Jackie is just speeding away Thought she was James Dean for a day Then I guess she had to crash Valium would have helped that bash Said, "Hey, babe, Take a walk on the wild side." I said, "Hey, honey, Take a walk on the wild side." And the colored girls say, "Doo do doo do doo do do doo..."

someone's keeping secrets

That's a penis.

Unless She used to be a He, I'd say she's been watching gay male ****. I've seen survey results that say it's somewhat popular with females.

I accidentally said that once ...... But I've never had a penis. So not sure what happened

Author's comment (pu): For the record, I did not make her feel crap about it. We laughed about it for hours before posting it on FML.

Literally something I would say.

Op's gf here... It was absolutely hilarious and we both took it in good stride!! I was born a female and still very feminine.. it was a brain fart in heat of the moment! but we cracked up for days (not hours) before posting it here! For those who asked, we have been together for nearly 18 months!

O.O

You two need to have a long talk, OP.