Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense... - FML

By pudh - 05/08/2015 11:08 - Australia - Melbourne

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Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML

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Thursday 6 August 2015 2:02

Author's comment (pu): For the record, I did not make her feel crap about it. We laughed about it for hours before posting it on FML.

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purelymixed 17

Wednesday 5 August 2015 18:52

Woah! Maybe you need to take a closer look

beeferjay 34

Wednesday 5 August 2015 18:56

I feel like the story is missing something...

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Derp_Jerpinson 2

Sunday 14 February 2016 20:25

well....as a straight guy ill at least give OP this advice for the future: if u feel a rock, its time to roll out bro. side note toss up question: after reading this story, how many people were reminded of the handicar episode of south park?

EnvyMe33 26

Friday 4 August 2017 16:25

What I want to know is what kind of guy says making love?!? Most guys say having sex....

cuddlycactus 11

Thursday 15 February 2018 19:18

Sounds like classic brain vomit

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