By pudh - 05/08/2015 11:08 - Australia - Melbourne

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Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML
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Author's comment (pu): For the record, I did not make her feel crap about it. We laughed about it for hours before posting it on FML.

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purelymixed 17

Woah! Maybe you need to take a closer look

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beeferjay 34

I feel like the story is missing something...

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graceinsheepwear 33

Maybe she was going to slip into some form of old English and didn't finish her sentence: "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine ******."

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laden_swallow09 34

Uhh, he does have a penis, though. It's called the ********. All that's different is the location of the urethra.

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32RH 10

She's got that smile She's got the walk She's got the talk She's got that zing There's just one thing She's got a penis

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NewUser2016 1

I'm awaiting her post ... She must be so traumatized.. Was it her first time trying to talk dirty while having sex with you

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AlphDelind 5

I already replied! Wasn't traumatised! Was in hysterics though! That too for days.. It happened as a brain fart!

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hateredblast 7

An honest mistake. I doubt she has one!

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