By pudh - 05/08/2015 11:08 - Australia - Melbourne

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML
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Author's comment (pu): For the record, I did not make her feel crap about it. We laughed about it for hours before posting it on FML.

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purelymixed 17

Woah! Maybe you need to take a closer look

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beeferjay 34

I feel like the story is missing something...

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fluffydress 2

This made me laugh out loud!!! Great story!!

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YiRules 7

Maybe she hadn't finished at the time? Rub your penis against my ******/…

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MadInTheMorning 10

Well I mean... Technically she's not wrong.

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lumene 17

Does she have a ******** like a hyena?

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tiredofwaiting 25

Is there something your gf isn't telling you?

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orsombre_fml 11

Sooooo... How did she explain it afterwards...? Please give us more details, OP !

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Alup132 22

With all the news recently, I would think you'd realize that Your girlfriend Caitlyn is actually a guy. You better start calling her Bruce from now on.

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zfigs 0

Hellooooooo......... where are all of the comments?

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