Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense... - FML

By pudh - 05/08/2015 11:08 - Australia - Melbourne

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Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML

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pudh 0

Thursday 6 August 2015 2:02

Author's comment (pu): For the record, I did not make her feel crap about it. We laughed about it for hours before posting it on FML.

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purelymixed 17

Wednesday 5 August 2015 18:52

Woah! Maybe you need to take a closer look

beeferjay 34

Wednesday 5 August 2015 18:56

I feel like the story is missing something...

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fluffydress 2

Thursday 6 August 2015 3:40

This made me laugh out loud!!! Great story!!

YiRules 7

Thursday 6 August 2015 3:48

Maybe she hadn't finished at the time? Rub your penis against my ******/…

MadInTheMorning 10

Thursday 6 August 2015 4:52

Well I mean... Technically she's not wrong.

lumene 17

Thursday 6 August 2015 4:53

Does she have a ******** like a hyena?

tiredofwaiting 25

Thursday 6 August 2015 5:32

Is there something your gf isn't telling you?

SUN_lover 19

Thursday 6 August 2015 7:08

This is hilarious! XD

orsombre_fml 11

Thursday 6 August 2015 7:13

Sooooo... How did she explain it afterwards...? Please give us more details, OP !

Alup132 22

Thursday 6 August 2015 7:28

With all the news recently, I would think you'd realize that Your girlfriend Caitlyn is actually a guy. You better start calling her Bruce from now on.

pinkstardust 9

Thursday 6 August 2015 7:48

Okay then

zfigs 0

Thursday 6 August 2015 8:28

Hellooooooo......... where are all of the comments?

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