By pudh - 05/08/2015 11:08 - Australia - Melbourne

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Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML
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Author's comment (pu): For the record, I did not make her feel crap about it. We laughed about it for hours before posting it on FML.

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purelymixed 17

Woah! Maybe you need to take a closer look

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beeferjay 34

I feel like the story is missing something...

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worldclassrager 39

Was she face down or something...actually this is more like what position you two were doing...

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ahippienamedrae 10

Sorry, but I laughed really hard at this one.

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Tracyt029 5

I am dying laughing right now!!!

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Goblin182 26

Yeah, that would make you double shift. Then probably start laughing.

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vikky538 28

This story is missing some pieces. We need a followup please

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KaidensCrow 18

Lol that's an embarrassing slip of the tongue... but plenty of people say stupid things on accident during sex... I know I myself am a bit too preoccupied to worry about. making sure I don't say something stupid. and if I do my husband and I laugh about it. hopefully you took it in stride and didn't make her feel like Crap. take it as a compliment that you were making her feel awesome

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