By pudh - 05/08/2015 11:08 - Australia - Melbourne

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML
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Author's comment (pu): For the record, I did not make her feel crap about it. We laughed about it for hours before posting it on FML.

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Top comments

purelymixed 17

Woah! Maybe you need to take a closer look

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beeferjay 34

I feel like the story is missing something...

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Comments

beastmode4212 11

At that moment OP's girlfriend knew she ****** up.

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corky1992 33

So..does she have one?! lol We're all curious here.

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HeadlessSparrow 20

Were you making love with Carmen, Mac?

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YourOpinionSucks 22

Haha, sunny reference!

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1dvs_bstd 41

Well, shit. That's one way to kill a boner for ages.

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graceinsheepwear 33

OP's AND his girlfriend's!

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1dvs_bstd 41

The person with the biggest one gets to be the man.

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amileah13 26

Wait, you didn't know? Or was it an accidental comment like she was just really deep in the moment?

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gabobi91 19

Pretty safe bet that it was just a slip of the tongue.

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KingLewisII 34

well that's one way to tell your boyfriend about your sex change

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Kielnmsoftly 26

There aren't chick with dicks, only dudes with ****!

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KaidensCrow 18

girls can get dicks... . it's easier to dig a hole then build a pole, but they can still do it lol

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OysterPearls 33

One's genitalia does not always have to determine their gender. Gender and sex are two different things.

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whatarethisss 23

They're called "sheales"

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MrGibbs25 20

haha that is the funniest damn thing I have heard all day .

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