By pudh - 05/08/2015 11:08 - Australia - Melbourne

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML
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Author's comment (pu): For the record, I did not make her feel crap about it. We laughed about it for hours before posting it on FML.

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Top comments

purelymixed 17

Woah! Maybe you need to take a closer look

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beeferjay 34

I feel like the story is missing something...

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Comments

dylanhasemann13 6

Did you suck her dick while eating her pussy?

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citrusglass 22

Maybe she's actually a boy trapped in a girl's body...transgender?

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Badkarma4u 17

Doesn't matter, had sex

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MRSwick2525 23

My eyes just popped out of their sockets when I read that last line. OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

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cookie1207 19

Lol! So whats the rest of the story?!

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Talis99 26

I feel like she meant to say, "against me." Dude, give her a break and don't let a little slip up get out of hand.

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MandieL 27

I agree. Most people aren't strategically thinking about dirty talk and most of it comes out stupid or nonsensical. Mistakes like this can actually be considered a good thing, laughable, but good because she is obviously so engrossed in the pleasure that her brain didn't allow her to choose the proper words.

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iAlissa 34

I agree. If it's any consolation, I sound like a feral cat in heat when I attempt to talk dirty. It's high-pitched, unappealing and annoying

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Clifford92 5

Who cares it was a mistake. If it were really making love you would laugh it off and still make love. I hope you did "rub one off." If you did i hope your happy with making your gf feel like crap.

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seniji 8

caitlyn Jenner must not have gotten use to her missing junk

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jgiles09 17

Lmfao this happened when me and my boyf were having a bit of dirty talk he said mmmm get your c*ck in my p*ssy or something along those lines I laughed out loud and we still laugh about it now

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