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By ouch - 29/03/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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By OwMyBalls - 12/02/2012 06:17

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2015 09:44 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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By Dumped - 22/12/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML

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By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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Tanya33 1

Tuesday 29 March 2011 12:07

She is a genius. I'm going to use that.

rabiesss 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 12:07

Some love you guys have....

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carpediemryders 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 17:05

girlfriend= win

beastin34 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 17:08

Oh hell no I'd drop a bitch

badkittykills69 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 17:14

Lmao

hprad 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 17:17

I love the sense of humor!

Drakon_fml 7

Tuesday 29 March 2011 17:18

The pain should be worth it to see yourself with someone as clever and witty as that.

awekward_name 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 17:22

tell her you win, because if someone loves you, they wouldn't kick you in the crotch

resplendencerino_fml 3

Tuesday 29 March 2011 17:33

your gf is the BOSS :D

Lubpynk 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 17:41

Punch her in the face and call it even!

RavenRiley007 4

Tuesday 29 March 2011 17:47

oh yeah that's true love right there!

loveless3692 2

Tuesday 29 March 2011 17:48

um WTF why would she do that what a bitch

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