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By ouch - 29/03/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By OwMyBalls - 12/02/2012 06:17

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2015 09:44 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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By Dumped - 22/12/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML

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By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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Tanya33 1

Tuesday 29 March 2011 12:07

She is a genius. I'm going to use that.

rabiesss 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 12:07

Some love you guys have....

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totti180 6

Tuesday 29 March 2011 21:49

you should've kicked her in her part and punched her boobs

nataliirenee 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 21:53

ha; i'd do it too:)

homesickabortion 2

Tuesday 29 March 2011 22:06

man, if i were having a pansy play fight like that i would probably ASK my girlfriend to kick me in the balls. she rocks.

Mrdw 2

Tuesday 29 March 2011 22:19

If she is that intent on loving you more, I'd watch out for boiling bunnies down the road.

josiej0j0 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 22:20

That is greatt!!! :D

HansHansen 8

Tuesday 29 March 2011 23:49

My fist in your ****** is great.

kiakia0131 23

Tuesday 29 March 2011 22:39

Poor you... I would NEVER do that to a guy UNLESS he was trying to kill me...and I would only do it ONCE (which is usually enough to get a guy to drop to the ground). Other than that I wouldn't do it...even if the guy is a complete douche bag.

xmarkstheheart 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 22:40

While it's very likely that you really DON'T love her as much as you had prior to being kicked in the crotch, you probably still love her currently as much as she loves you currently. How is that? Let me explain. Because her violent action proves that she loves you less than she said she does, thereby bringing you two back to an equal level of love (or whatever you want to call your damaged relationship). Dump the bitch. Via letter.