lol i would have done something like that

It's safe to assume that yes, you do in fact love her more. Much more. Also, my balls hurt now.

LMAO. I applaud her. Still sucks for you though. :)

OK girls - listen up. Kicking a guy in the nuts is painful beyond belief and can cause permanent injury. A simple tap will put a guy on the floor - a hard kick will have him struggling to breathe and probably throwing up. The risk of rupturing a ******** is pretty serious and you want to think hard about how you'd explain that at the hospital, or after he wakes up from the operation to remove it, you get to tell him that he won't ever have children, because you thought "it'd be funny". You should think of kicking a guy in the nuts as roughly the equivalent to hitting them in the head with a baseball bat. If you're not prepared to do one, you shouldn't do the other. If he punched you as hard as he could in the face, the pain probably would be about the same. The only time I've seen girls 'get it' is when they've had an ovary knocked during sex - suddenly the fuss all makes sense.

you should have thrown a cup of boiling sugar water in her face for the lulz also .......

I would ******* kill her. Put her in a wheelchair and then see who loves who more. She laughs at you being on the floor holding your balls? You laugh at her funeral.

break up time definitely and if this causes actual medical damage, sue (this is considered domestic assault either way) FYL

You should have gone all Chris Brown on her..

love hurts.

at least she loves you?