By Tucker - 18/11/2009 21:35 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML
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gollygoshers 0

How the hell do you LOSE a condom? Did you try to throw it out a window but it fell halfway through the process or something?

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perdix 29

And the dog said, "Here, boss, here are your grandkids!"

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larcenousturco 0

Did you lose it in her ******? YDI... Throw it in the trash, jackass...

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cruise09 0

woooow. why the hell wouldnt you throw the thing away. like seriously?

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abbylolz 0

Ya like were could u have put it?? The dog proboly found it still lying on the bed YDI for not be careful

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beepbeepbeep829 0

you dumb ****, thats what a trash can is for

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TehOnionUser 0

YDI it, if you even can't properly do simple hygienic activity like trowing trash in trash can.

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queenconeja 0

well i give you 2 points for using condoms in the first place, cuz if u 2 can misplace it for 2 weeks..then u seriously dont need to be having children..ever!

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delfoxio 0

BS, there was one just like this with a vibrator a couple weeks ago. either dog-evolution has changed so that they now go hunting for sex objects and return them to the woman of the house, or this is bullshit

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crazy4uboi 6

Dogs especially younger ones, will pick up anything an bring it to either owner in hopes of them playing with them.

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dochoc_fml 0

how do you lose a condom? you're a ******* retard!

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martic835 2

My boyfriend and I lost our condom before. I didn't find it until like 4 hours later in my dirty clothes hamper. Now we're really careful.

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