By Tucker - 18/11/2009 21:35 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML
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gollygoshers 0

How the hell do you LOSE a condom? Did you try to throw it out a window but it fell halfway through the process or something?

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perdix 29

And the dog said, "Here, boss, here are your grandkids!"

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ladiesman14 0

congrats ! all this time your girl thought she lost it in her ****** and you thought you lost it in your butt crack.

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omghehehe 0

Damn, they get into everything! hahaha My GF's dog looks for her used pads in the trash. Ewwww. At least, your mom knows you're being responsible by using condoms. Embarrassing: Yes. FML: Not quite so (unless there is a part 2 to the story)

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laureysa 0

ew, it's called throw away right after use or just have a garbage can in our room and clean your room once in a while.

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FruityLoooons 8

Poor dog. The taste will never come out of its mouth, now. (Well, maybe until it eats dog food or something) YDI for being an irresponsible slob.

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