By Anonymous - 23/06/2013 06:55 - United States - Evansville

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Today, my girlfriend announced to everyone at dinner that she was no longer a virgin. This was news to everyone: her parents, siblings, best friend, and me. FML
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imtooshy 18

Did she also announce how sorry she was for acting like an ass? That shit isn't announcement material...it's personal. I don't think she's old enough for sex by the way she's acting.

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mybarra6 17

Another FML about an unfaithful gf/bf...doesn't surprise me as much anymore...FYL OP

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Sopho_o 15

That's a very strange thing to do, I say run while you can! Good luck!

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lazyav 3

At least she didn't say she was pregnant,THAT would have been awkward.

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Ambiguous404 6

It doesn't specify when she lost her v card! She may have lost it before the relationship and announced it now!unless I misread something! Either way she's a bitch for announcing it in front of everyone'

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VeganVampyre 26

Are you aware that there is more than one option for punctuation?

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cuppycakeslove 20

I just don't get why she would announce that to everyone during dinner..

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bingbongbingbong 11

They are for indiana they keep it in down there

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buckdharma 36

#19- To avoid the otherwise awkward dinner conversation.

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bingbongbingbong 11

She only had to let one of her parents know one was involved in the taking of her Virginity

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graceinsheepwear 33

That's an interesting perspective and certainly possible, although unlikely. Being abused in that way usually leads to secrecy and shame, even though they are a victim.

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Wittledinosaure 7

Yeah. It's not surprising these days when there are unfaithful lovers. But that does suck.. A lot. Hopefully she isn't your gf Anymore now. Plenty of fishes in the sea as they say.

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k_lylepad 19

The day you learn your girlfriend is a hoe.

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LissaMccracken 23

Why would she announce that to everyone!?

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SystemofaBlink41 27

I think the closest thing to a reasonable explanation is that she forgot who she slept with. "So you're telling me you were never black, OP? Huh..."

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NavalAvaiations1 5

damn man, I feel for you. A woman worth your trust is out there, don't give up.

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pwnman 33

OP, you deserve much better. I'm 97.95% percent sure that you have dumped her, and get rid of her cheating ass, who doesn't understand the rights and the wrongs!

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