Thief, Public freakouts and Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping....

By alex - 14/03/2011 14:44 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML

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By goddamitme - 21/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By anonymous - 20/12/2010 11:23

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

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By Fucker - 10/10/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I was trying to propose to my girlfriend when some scumbag snatched the ring and bolted. I chased him down, tackled him, and punched him until he gave the ring back. Now my girl is upset, crying, "What if he was hungry and needed to buy food? You didn't have to hurt him." FML

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What a tool

By kash - 01/06/2015 18:14 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML

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By HillaryAngelic - 22/07/2013 07:09 - United States - Flint

Today, after a church service, a man approached me as I was walking to my car. He had tears in his eyes and politely asked if I would pray with him. He asked if we could hold hands. As I reached out to hold his hands, the bitch snatched my purse and ran. FML

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juliahockey 0

Monday 14 March 2011 19:29

what a bitch.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Monday 14 March 2011 19:33

Shoulda had a v8!!(:

Comments

ChinaBabylove69 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 0:48

everything that comes out of your mouth is pure shit ! you need a seriously attitude adjustment ! your such a freaking loser!

lmfao_miniwheats 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 0:48

so what Ryan ur saying if u got sucker punched without anywarning full on in the face u think u can handle it? doubt it. and sorry bud ur gf is a bitch she could have atleast helped u up

donkeyshlong42 1

Tuesday 15 March 2011 0:49

you deserve it for embarassing your girlfriend and not defending yourself... no seriously

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 15 March 2011 0:58

I love your picture:D

Alex94xela 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 0:59

you sir r hilarious love the jb top part sucks for op he shud hit the gym or karate class

cooluc 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:01

double standards are fun, aren't they? Do I support abuse of women? No. But I think it's ridiculous that women get to do whatever they want to a man, but the moment one lays his hand on a woman, all hell breaks loose. Equality works both ways.