Thief, Public freakouts and Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping....

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By alex - 14/03/2011 14:44 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML

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By goddamitme - 21/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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Cool your jets, lady

By all puked out - 13/07/2014 21:14 - Netherlands

Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By anonymous - 20/12/2010 11:23

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

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Get back here!

By Fucker - 10/10/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I was trying to propose to my girlfriend when some scumbag snatched the ring and bolted. I chased him down, tackled him, and punched him until he gave the ring back. Now my girl is upset, crying, "What if he was hungry and needed to buy food? You didn't have to hurt him." FML

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What a tool

By kash - 01/06/2015 18:14 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML

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juliahockey 0

Monday 14 March 2011 19:29

what a bitch.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Monday 14 March 2011 19:33

Shoulda had a v8!!(:

Comments

fireball22002 0

Monday 14 March 2011 21:59

nah man its her fault ...

beagle40 0

Monday 14 March 2011 22:04

Ydi for being a pussy

Lizardreath 0

Monday 14 March 2011 22:06

what a moleface..

KMilliron 2

Monday 14 March 2011 22:39

Who are you calling a moleface you lintlicker? Seriously think of a better insult.

Lizardreath 0

Monday 14 March 2011 23:22

lintlicker? hehe.

yuggi1 11

Monday 14 March 2011 22:07

Stop embarrassing her! Man up, you little jit. :P

creedaddict 9

Monday 14 March 2011 22:13

fyl for holding the purse I would never ask my BF to hold my purse ... gay

brianna1494 27

Sunday 14 August 2016 3:25

And from this comment I doubt you'll ever have one.

SwaggerMelon 6

Monday 14 March 2011 22:22

NEVER... hold a girls purse. YDI for not knowing that...

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 15 March 2011 0:54

I make guys hold my purse all the time.

soccerchick_1994 8

Monday 14 March 2011 22:36

great girlfriend you have there

maddiester 5

Monday 14 March 2011 23:02

lol did you make the effort to NOT let him have it? I'd be mad too. But then again, I'd ask you if you were alright. Theres nothing embarassing about having a boyfriend being knocked down :(

gomerturd 1

Monday 14 March 2011 23:27

Surrender your man card. Never hold a purse. Whoever robbed you was probably just trying to salvage your last shred of manhood. Punch in the face fully deserved.