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By Anonyme - 18/06/2011 01:25 - Switzerland

Today, my girlfriend bought several packs of bottled water, even though we have pure mountain water on tap. She did this because the pile-up of unwashed dishes in the sink makes it virtually impossible to slide a glass under the tap. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2020 05:01

Today, despite having the choice of several bowls of clean water in the house, as well as puddles and ponds outside, my cat was drinking out of a pot I was soaking in the sink. She doesn’t seem to mind the taste of dish soap. FML

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By She does this for everything - 13/09/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my wife asked for water, complaining about being thirsty. I got off the couch, walked two rooms over, got a jug of water from the fridge, and came back. She spent the entire time ranting about how thirsty she was, and when I handed her the water, she set it down and continued to complain. FML

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**** you, Susan

By Anonymous - 04/12/2022 10:00

Today, I washed all the dishes that had been piling in the sink over the week, and set them in the drying rack before I left for school. I came home to see that my dad’s girlfriend had put them back into the sink, along with her dirty dishes. She told me to re-wash them. Why? “They didn’t smell clean.” FML

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Keep it clean

By germy germs - 01/07/2021 19:01 - United States

Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML

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By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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By Ugh - 13/09/2024 14:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, I watched as my girlfriend washed the last of the dishes with a dishcloth, then used that same dishcloth to wipe down the counters. I now understand why we always have bugs. FML

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By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

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One rule for thee…

By logic - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML

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By LonelyShowers - 04/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Mission Hills

Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML

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xXSweetNightmare 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:16

I think it's time to do some dishes. Plain and simple.

Crlnprz 11

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:16

lazzy

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LileyLove 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 8:49

Can someone say lazy ;)

chrstygrl06 10

Saturday 18 June 2011 13:57

I would, but I don't have the energy:P

KumpsMgumps 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 8:58

everyone who's saying to do the dishes. shut the hell up you swear like you are the most perfect people.

KaylieeJay 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 11:20

Washing the dishes don't make you perfect. It makes you civilised.

Wandering_Ninja 8

Saturday 18 June 2011 8:59

Well maybe your bitch should clean up your mess

jellybelliez 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 9:08

ther is a little teqnuice I lyk 2 call... "washing the dishes"..u shood try it every once in a while

SteelCladAngel 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 15:09

*technique *like *you *should maybe you should try not typing like an idiot?

super_awesomesau 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 9:12

by chance did you run out of dish detergent

condom101 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 9:27

ikr

wargasam 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 9:31

get that bitch to clean it up. womens work

dagagngsta_007 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 9:33

piece of crap!

GoodGirl93 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 9:42

I know half the blame is on u but if she complains of not having money then that's on her, she dirtied the stuff too right? So why can't she wash them too?