By hopeless - 08/07/2009 01:12 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML
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sam_stalker 0

Steal them and poke holes in all of them, then give them back! That will show the cheating bitch

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mjsmclaren 0

be a man, tell her u poked holes through all of them.

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mjsmclaren 0

be a man, tell her u poked holes through all of them.

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rustyrox 0

who asks for a pack of condoms back? sorry though, sounds like it's a good thing to move on from... get a new pack ;)

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hazri 0

Are you still in high school and cant afford to buy new ones. Those things are cheap

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FlaminYawn 0

honestly there's a bright side to this..at least she's not cheating for a bigger dick, otherwise she'd need to buy new magnums or XLs...

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willsnow18 11

magnums are only .32 inches bigger than regular

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sarcasticbitch 7

what a bitch! (and a poor one cuz she cnt affort a pack of condoms)

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cheerchick4life 0

Awe I'm sorry. Bout ur gf cheating on u.... Don't stress bout the damn condoms

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Nightfallz 0

YDI for letting her keep the condoms. that's like letting your gf out of the kitchen you just don't do it

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mcsnelly 5

Shut the **** up, asshole. This is 2009, let's stop with the sexism.

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scottdrewstewart 0

actually it's kinda funny. Sexist. But funny.

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car6435 0

put holes in them. and live well

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HockeyFanNick 4

Why does she have them in the first place? Always guard YOUR condoms with YOUR life. So yes, FYL.

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