Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her...

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2013 16:20 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By lovegotmehung - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML

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By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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By Face_loser - 24/11/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML

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By Ngbaheir - 20/06/2015 02:36 - United Kingdom

Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML

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stunty_fml 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:49

You were lucky to find out what a bitch she is. Mourn over your grandpa, forget her.

aerials_fml 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:50

Well, if she can't handle not getting calls from you for only a few days, that seems clingy. Perhaps this is a good thing.

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td0663r 0

Friday 17 July 2009 8:22

maybe you should have gave some heads up....o w8 #144 said that already. But yeah it's not all her fault, but she could have been a bit more forgiving.

obff527 7

Friday 17 July 2009 8:28

i am so sorry about your grandfather dear, that's awful. and you can do much, MUCH better. she sounds bitchy, clingy, and she didn't trust you.

czechmex28 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 4:00

Forget that bitch. She should have understood.

whitey_fml 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 4:59

youre so lucky to be done with that bitch.

mjmnkl15 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 7:44

you could do better then a bitch like that.

officechair 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:59

you kinda suck for not even sending her a text though. from her point of view you disappeared for a few days. you'd want her to tell you if she was going to be out of contact for whatever reason.

joshua70448 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 19:54

And how exactly do you plan on sending a text message without cell service? How else do you think text messages are sent, by magic?

KillaKingPerrie 4

Thursday 23 July 2009 8:27

You should have told her to get off your dick and get some friends to talk to.

Jari 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 19:54

I'd think being with a family member for the last few days of his life would take priority over telling some stuck-up, clingy bitch about every single goddamn thing he ever does.