Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her...

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2013 16:20 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By lovegotmehung - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML

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By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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By Face_loser - 24/11/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML

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By Ngbaheir - 20/06/2015 02:36 - United Kingdom

Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML

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stunty_fml 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:49

You were lucky to find out what a bitch she is. Mourn over your grandpa, forget her.

aerials_fml 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:50

Well, if she can't handle not getting calls from you for only a few days, that seems clingy. Perhaps this is a good thing.

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kdodoubleg 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:04

While you should dump her ass for not believing you - learn a lesson and find a way to call when you're unreachable after 24hrs... people can really get worried when loved ones disappear without a word for more than a day!

FalconWhitaker 20

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:33

Damn, what a ******* bitch. Hon, you're well rid of her - try to find somebody more understanding next time. Good luck.

famo5 5

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:33

god this is so depressing... i can just imagine it 1 week later: Girl: Hey, what's with [insert ex-boyfriends name here] lately?? Friend: He's mentally depressed. Girl: Why? because i left him? Friend: No, his Grandad died last week. Girl: .... oh. oh. shit.

FoundManyLemons 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:17

If not calling is enough reason for her to break up with you, you're better off.

hjjl 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:59

I agree, If my boyfriend didn't call me for a few days I would be concerned not angry. I would be worried about him never even think about breaking up with him.

Yatta_fml 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 0:28

Just as well if she's that much of a bitch; she probably just wanted an excuse to breakup with you and was such a bitch that you not calling her for a few days is all it would take. This isn't a YDI, it's a TG - thank god!

kimshoo 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 0:33

what a bitch, but your gramps didn't have a landline?

wingedeggplant 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 1:10

Wow it's horrible she didn't believe you... but if you look at it from a girls perspective she was probably freaking out she couldn't reach you... and really if you cared for her (or were semi serious bout her at least) you should have cared enough to let her know you were going up to see your grandfather, or call from a land line, something. You really should communicate with your girlfriend if you are going to be gone a few days, it's rude and inconsiderate (even in tough times like yours) not to. I know I would be super worried if my bf did that to me. But she did go a little far calling you a liar.....that was rude...