Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her...

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2013 16:20 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By lovegotmehung - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML

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By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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By Face_loser - 24/11/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML

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By Ngbaheir - 20/06/2015 02:36 - United Kingdom

Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML

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stunty_fml 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:49

You were lucky to find out what a bitch she is. Mourn over your grandpa, forget her.

aerials_fml 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:50

Well, if she can't handle not getting calls from you for only a few days, that seems clingy. Perhaps this is a good thing.

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foxegrandpa 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 10:26

something similar happened to me but it wasnt my grandpa. its was video games

spillproof 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 13:37

well I guess it's a good thing she is not your problem anymore.

aduck 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 15:01

Even if the OP could have contact her is it really right for her to assume he's lying about the whole thing? She didn't break up with him just because he didn't call, but because she thought he'd be as cheap as to make up a death to get out of the fact!

crazycracker37 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 17:16

please tell me you kicked that bitch to the curb.

nibas 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:13

How the **** is this an FML. Why would you want a bitch gf with no sympathy? You should be thanking yourself she came out as a total retard, you noticed it, and you're happy you're not the one that needs to break up with her. You know what the real FML story is here? - If you're sad she dumped you.