By Baconcook3000 - 23/07/2011 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML
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NoobHat 6

She's what the common folk call an idiot.

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dndib 2

Seven X's, I think your girlfriend might have seen Scott Pilgrim a few too many times.

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Alphadawg88 0

You should have said they were seven deadly exes, not kisses.

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sarahsuperstario 8

She must be one of those control freaks.

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TheRealSIDeal 1

the 7 x's thing reminds me of Scott pilgrim. but yea your current ex sounds like a dumb bitch... I wouldn't be surprised if she was blond

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perdix 29

I hope you know that the number of x's was not the "reason" she dumped you -- it was just a pretext. Think about what you did wrong, fix it, and then find a new girlfriend.

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