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By Baconcook3000 - 23/07/2011 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML

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By Forgotten - 11/03/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By larouche362 - 08/06/2016 03:01 - United States - Weare

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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You deserved it 3 864

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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You deserved it 98

By BadBoyfriend - 03/06/2013 04:31 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML

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You deserved it 7 311

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

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You deserved it 3 160

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 02:00

Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML

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You deserved it 333

By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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zemma_soup 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 19:54

bitch is crazy

NoobHat 6

Saturday 23 July 2011 19:55

She's what the common folk call an idiot.

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_IHeartMusic_ 4

Saturday 23 July 2011 23:56

Wow. Just...wow.

LuhDemDinosaurz 6

Saturday 23 July 2011 23:58

Girlfriend: "aw that's so cu.....wait.......7 kisses instead of 10. This is not going to work out."

SadinSherman 16

Saturday 23 July 2011 23:59

Wow she is eccentric

bjwilliams 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:03

meh, certainly be good to get rid of someone like that!!!

KataraTheBender 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:07

WTF??? What kind of idiot thinks that is important????

Lonelygirlinlove 6

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:07

What a total bitch!

gruvychild 17

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:16

A lil OCD?

Bdubwv87 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:16

What a dumb twat

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:17

i happened to read that article. talk about extreme measures...

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:34

Tell her u were being romantic by saving the last 3 kisses for her 3 holes!

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Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML

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Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. I woke up right as the dentist pulled my last tooth. FML

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