By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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Moy_fml 6

Why would your girlfriend want you to share a toothbrush!?

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chutjai 0

this is quite shit, your gf must be 12.

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summer16 2

ew sharing a toothbrush is disgusting..

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anela_fml 0

is that a metaphor or literally either way she needs to get a life

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ensemble_coeur 0

why doesn't she have her own toothbrush?

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fudgnugget 0

wow she is nit worth it

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thew_fml 14

what is wrong with you people - someone you kiss, and hopefully have oral sex with, and sharing a toothbrush is gross? i feel sorry for all your lovers -

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protowizard 0

sharing a toothbrush is a great way to share diseases like colds, as well as other stuff you wouldn't get from kissing, like canker sores, not to mention all the plaque and cavity causing bacteria they just brushed off

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BritishHobo 0

Having sex is a great way to share diseases like HIV, as well as other stuff you wouldn't get from sharing a toothbrush, like crabs.

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protowizard 0

that comparison doesn't make sense, unless you have an ****** every time you brush your teeth with your partner's toothbrush

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BritishHobo 0

I was just making the point that there's other things in a relationship - things that pretty much almost every couple do on a regular basis without thinking it weird, that can pass on as many diseases as sharing a toothbrush.

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waterynuggets 0

Sex can be sloppy and messy, brushing your teeth is uh...not really supposed to be the same thing. I'm guessing most people don't brush their teeth before work in preparation for polishing the knob unless they're going for a promotion.

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beefsteak 0

If she's willing to go down on you, do her a favor and let her borrow your damn toothbrush. They're like 50 cents, just buy a new one and let her have that one.

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