By Username - 29/05/2011 04:41 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
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ambowew 7

Your ex is a frigging dumbass. You must be such a good couple.

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ahole123 0

96 Yes, you are smarter of most of us idiots

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llCHR15ll 0

can I suggest that you take a "time out" commenting on people's intelligence. when you learn how to spell "dumb" you may re-start.

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LifeSuckz0415 0

Obviously you're DUMDer thatn her. I bet she's capable of spelling DUMB correctly.

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almira_fml 5

may be she just wanted some reason to break up with you...!!!

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Livinia 11

Then I guess you're better off without her.

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eyepuppy 31

she was probably just finding a reason to leave.

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DjeePee 24

I guess she needed an excuse. But boy, that's a friggin' bad excuse right there. Good memory, though.

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ATLforever7 6

Girls don't always forgive and forget, even if it was a joke. Still, that sucks that she'd wait two years to break up with you, and use that as her reasoning.

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jane79 0

that's what I was thinking why could she not come up with some thing more recent as a reason to dump you op sorry but I'm sure you will find a better girl friend

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jamila123 5

Wow. She was just trying to turn the brake up on you.

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