By Username - 29/05/2011 04:41 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
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ambowew 7

Your ex is a frigging dumbass. You must be such a good couple.

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ahole123 0

96 Yes, you are smarter of most of us idiots

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heyred 11

People always claim that they were just joking when they **** up. It sounds as though your ex has got you pegged, OP.

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KaskStunter 4

Is she fat as an elephant too or she got only the elephant's memory?

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guckylynn 19

Gay is not synonymous with stupid. tyvm

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Epsilonyx 15

It's from RayWilliamJohnson; shut the **** up. Secondly, "dumb" does not mean low level of intelligence, and means lacking the ability to speak, and "moron" is also a medical term for slight mental retardation, but I'm assuming you say both, amirite or amifuckingrite?

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guckylynn 19

No actually I don't ever say moron and I also knew dumb meant the inability to speak, which is a word I rarely use anyway, so nice try.

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longboarder95 0

the word gay might not mean stupid but calling something homosexual is still an insult they never said it was meant to take the place of the word stupid anyways

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salvorican 24

Moral of the story: his ex is too slow for jokes

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Egnar 19

Her saying that was probably a metaphor or an example of something that you do often and that just so happened to stick in her head as one of the first [or meanest] times. . .She didn't just hold a grudge on one thing and hit you with it in 2 years.

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reaaga 0

yeah, but logic like that would have eradicated his excuse to post a FML and get pity. YDI for being dramatic and looking for an E-hug

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MurphyS94 4

Agreed. There are 2 sides to every story.

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reaaga 0

damn, must have been a knock knock joke

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MythMaker 0

Whatever you said it sounds like she took some time of mental maturity to get it

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