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By Cinnamon - 18/07/2011 00:04 - Jamaica

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

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By bbbblt - 15/08/2010 11:39 - Australia

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Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 06/07/2020 14:02

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Today, while caring for my drunk girlfriend, she confessed that she cheated on me 3 different times with my sister. Now I know why they are always spending time together. FML

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By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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bigmanj28 0

Monday 18 July 2011 8:56

You'd be surprised by what people do for sex these days

Garyy_fml 11

Monday 18 July 2011 8:57

Ah, that's classic. Oh, wait.

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charlybarly 0

Monday 18 July 2011 10:04

incest.

Fahrenheit63 5

Monday 18 July 2011 10:17

it must be her excuse or else she is watching some weird **** films lately

sydneymwfca 10

Monday 18 July 2011 10:38

from the south?

happy_dino 6

Monday 18 July 2011 10:40

Well it's a good thing she broke up with you! Your girlfriend is a ninny!!

jacksonclarke 0

Monday 18 July 2011 10:50

funny situation involving incest; "wincest"

nekro_onslaught 0

Monday 18 July 2011 10:50

what a dumbass

bassoonist527 0

Monday 18 July 2011 11:09

Well, if she is that dumb, maybe it's for the best.

blackvyper 8

Monday 18 July 2011 11:26

Sister? This may be relevant to you so I have one question.. are you in West Virginia?

geeksaresexy 18

Monday 18 July 2011 11:36

Jamaica.. So no, not even the right country.. (I know if you're on a phone app you may not be able to see that but it says Jamaica right under the FML)

geeksaresexy 18

Monday 18 July 2011 11:29

Why does everyone assume the g/f doesn't trust him with his sister? I read it as the g/f saw them out together and didn't know it was his sister.. Or something along those lines..

Synapse_fml 0

Monday 18 July 2011 11:31

well, were you?

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