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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By Micheal - 23/11/2009 03:59 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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mrt8062 7

Tuesday 24 December 2013 6:05

is she 13?

NessaMae 19

Tuesday 24 December 2013 6:05

Wow, what a spineless hypocrite.

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foxy_grampa 19

Tuesday 24 December 2013 7:56

Well at least you know where the source of the problem was

jefrey 9

Tuesday 24 December 2013 8:09

great, just great! new generation.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Tuesday 24 December 2013 8:09

let her go

jazzy_123 20

Tuesday 24 December 2013 8:24

and Valentine's day gift, and birthday gift, and anniversary gift... yep that's a lot of money she's saving. Lol. Ok in all seriousness, sorry about that OP. Hope you can cope with this just fine.

bloodierframe30 16

Tuesday 24 December 2013 8:29

Lulz

WhatsOpTic 11

Tuesday 24 December 2013 8:57

Hypocritical much

emmaps 3

Tuesday 24 December 2013 9:10

Well you probably don't

drstuff 9

Tuesday 24 December 2013 10:43

The irony

Kevdog824 12

Tuesday 24 December 2013 15:14

Oh the irony burns!

TehPurdo 4

Tuesday 24 December 2013 17:01

Sounds like she's the one that wasn't communicating enough. Sorry OP!

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