By Superficial - 09/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being superficial. She said I was superficial because I paid $100 for acne medication, because she always complained about how much acne I had. FML
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FOAD 0

Your life isn't ******. You know why? You don't need a bitch like that. SHE'S the superficial one for judging you based on your acne.

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antriver 0

I bet she spends more than that on makeup etc.

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J3SSUH 0

I bet you ahve a great personality, but bad looks. So she stayed with you. Now that you are beautiful, lol, shes gunna get all bitchy cuz girls will be coming up to you from left and right. YA YOU GET THEM GIRLS!

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ColdGold 6

That makes her sound like she is kinda screwy.

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blastvortex 3

I wouldn't be surprised if she's just a complainer. *shrugs* Meh, you'd best rid yourself of the nutter anyway; you need a new girlfriend.

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FerrariCake 2

Sounds like you were set up... it was all part of her scheme to create a reason to break up with you and make you think it was your fault. She sounds like a conniving bitch... great in bed, no doubt, but otherwise pure demon spawn. And now you're rid of her... so be thankful.

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luminousgirl 0

wowwww. that screams bitch.

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CoffeeCovered 0

It was a trap, my good man, and you fell for it hard.

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COBRAMORPH 0

She is mad you did not spend the money on her. After all women are ******.

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Firesprite2009 0

Er. Not all woman are ******. I find that extremely disrespectful to even SAY, if the sun shines out of your ass, then sure, why the hell not? But I very much doubt that you're 100% perfect, so you have no right to make assumptions about the female gender. Pfft. And men wonder why there are feminists. &&, your ex is stupid & hypocritical. You don't need her, & she doesn't deserve you. :] xx.

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Deniem 0

Sounds like the acne wasn't the real problem. She was probably just looking for a reason to dump you. Anyone who makes up lameass excuses like that probably isn't a good partner to begin with. Be glad you dodged a bullet.

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Drekos 0

I was just about to say what #75 said. You should do yourself a favor and get out before it gets ugly.

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