By iGotSkill - 31/10/2009 01:32 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML
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RyeBreadBoy 0

Well at least you found out now, before she started listening to stock tips from beyond and losing your 401k.

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LoveDemon 19

wow ... now that sucks . Maybe she just needed a reason to break-up . So,she made this up ...

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Peroxide 3

God dammit. So ive got ghosts making sure I don't cheat and jesus watches me on the toilet. All I want is to ********** in peace.

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Darth_Taco 14

Look at the bright side, you're likely not going to make crazy babies with her. Save that sperm for a woman who still has her sanity ;D.

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The_Advice_Guy 0

You were cheating on her, with her moms sex deprived ghost. Admit it! And in the off chance that you weren't cheating on her with the previously mentioned, ghost wench. I don't see the big deal.... "Today my batshit insane gf dumped me.FML". It's not a big loss bro....

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drkla_2027 0

I think the FML was more directed at the fact that she was batshit crazy...not that she dumped him.

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Subjectzero 0

clearly she was cheating on you or she realized you weren't worth much, so she made up a bullshit excuse to get away from you and hopefully keep you away. call her an irrational **** and move on.

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Dragonmouth 4

If she actually believes that stuff, you're probably better off without her anyway.

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beachgirl199661 0

i think a saw this 1 b4! and u guys saying its weird that she is still funky about her mom dying need to relize that the girl is tramatized!! i lost my uncle when i was 5 and i am still shook up about it and sometimes i still cry about it. the breaking up part tho thats rough i would do small gestures no too outragious but cute things to show her what a great guy u are open the door for her smile as often as possible and act a little more like a gentleman when she is around. show her what she is missing. she might just come back best of luck!

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SaintJimmy 0

The traumatising loss of an uncle clearly left a permanent impairment on your literacy and ability to complete sentences and words.

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drkla_2027 0

and let's not forget the ability to properly interoperate the meanings behind a statement...he doesn't want her back...he was complaining about how loony she is.

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strata8 0

It makes me wonder whether you were ACTUALLY cheating on her...

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