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By yankeeboy123 - 12/01/2015 05:03 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2022 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2019 23:00

Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom - Buckie

Today, my girlfriend of three months broke up with me. Her reason? I'm "not interesting." I said things that might have led to a conversation, she would say "yeah" to everything. She argued about stuff I said that she didn't like; called my mates cunts; didn't let me have female mates. All her mates are lads. FML

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Wolfparable 22

Monday 12 January 2015 11:16

Wow that's pretty shallow of her. I'd imagine if she's that concerned with other guys while you were dating she would not have been the most loyal girl, you likely are lucky to be free of her.

bombielol 20

Monday 12 January 2015 11:20

what a self absorbed bi*ch, be happy you guys are broke up op

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RileyNichole 10

Monday 19 January 2015 21:11

apparently she would rather have attention from 100 guys she barely even knows then the 1 guy that loves her

PoorMillionaire 8

Saturday 7 February 2015 20:17

Gold digger much? Well, in Instagram form

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 18 March 2015 4:31

She's shallow.

dannnngthatsux 19

Tuesday 7 July 2015 22:33

Better off without a loon like that.

trevorr_16 25

Monday 20 July 2015 2:05

Popularity *****. You should be glad you're not with her anymore.

haphazardly 15

Friday 20 November 2015 23:21

What is she, 12?

TheAspieDork 27

Sunday 24 January 2016 21:13

Maybe the taken life isn't for her.

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