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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 15:18 - United States - Milford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML

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By CRWMEN - 22/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 05:25 - United States - Astoria

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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By Dognapped - 20/03/2022 04:00

Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML

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By nottrustworthy - 18/11/2010 06:44 - United States

Today, my wife of seven years told me that she doesn't trust me with dog-sitting her dog while she leaves to spend Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's with her family. She ended up calling someone she "trusts" to take care of her dog while I spend the holidays by myself. FML

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By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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cutycat136 28

Wednesday 29 July 2015 1:45

Just take it to one of her closest relatives and tell them they'll have to take care of it until she's back because you're leaving.

sandraw1 22

Wednesday 29 July 2015 2:14

Not stealing - taking care of it for an indefinite periode of time :)

Comments

dcea 17

Saturday 1 August 2015 17:35

Kill it

CJMaster 4

Saturday 1 August 2015 18:39

1 day before you said you lost your husband and now boyfriend? Guess who is tomorrow. /:

TisAPenguin 16

Saturday 1 August 2015 21:41

That's really shitty of her, but just take care of the dog. Kennels are iffy and it shouldn't have to deal with that just because you're mad at the owner.

cutiepop8456 8

Sunday 2 August 2015 17:33

just give the dog food. dont take it for a walk. when she comes home her house will b filled with poop and pee

cutiepop8456 8

Sunday 2 August 2015 17:41

Text her with a threat. " you just broke up up with me. for all you know, i can takeyiur dog and chop its head off. or lrt it starve. COME THE **** HOME NOW BITCH" dont dothat stuff in the text! just give the dog food and let poop on her floor.

alex101676 8

Sunday 2 August 2015 19:29

drop the dog off at the dog pound. you don't owe her shit. **** her.

iwadasn 32

Monday 3 August 2015 5:24

That wouldn't be fair to the dog though. The OP shouldn't wreck an animal's life just because he's mad at the owner.

Necrodemus 3

Monday 3 August 2015 20:00

You forgot option three fill up all the bath tubs and every container in the house with water. Dump 2 bags of dog food in the middle of the floor lock the doors to get house and leave.

mo3zz 13

Monday 3 August 2015 22:57

truly a wtf situation.. I would suggest you keep the dog neutral and return it upon her return as a good gesture of parting.. also be a gentleman about it, rub it in and make her feel the loss.

xJigglyPuffx 5

Monday 10 August 2015 8:34

Take the dog to a relative & move on. You deserve better than that.

Moe2311 2

Saturday 5 September 2015 20:34

Seeing all these people suggesting several other "Options" as to what to do with the dog.. Damn, your ex is clearly an idiot and you deserve better than them. I'd suggest calling her mother or father to talk about putting the dog in the kennel with the family paying for the dog to stay there if it hurts you so much to look after it now. You're a decent guy OP.