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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 15:18 - United States - Milford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML

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By CRWMEN - 22/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 05:25 - United States - Astoria

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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By Dognapped - 20/03/2022 04:00

Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML

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By nottrustworthy - 18/11/2010 06:44 - United States

Today, my wife of seven years told me that she doesn't trust me with dog-sitting her dog while she leaves to spend Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's with her family. She ended up calling someone she "trusts" to take care of her dog while I spend the holidays by myself. FML

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By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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cutycat136 28

Wednesday 29 July 2015 1:45

Just take it to one of her closest relatives and tell them they'll have to take care of it until she's back because you're leaving.

sandraw1 22

Wednesday 29 July 2015 2:14

Not stealing - taking care of it for an indefinite periode of time :)

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rec_chem 22

Friday 31 July 2015 1:19

Leave it there and let it shit all over the house.

yellowzinnias 20

Friday 31 July 2015 1:21

The fact that those are the two choices you're debating between speaks volumes for you as a person, OP. You are a great human being. Screw her.

ashtonjk 6

Friday 31 July 2015 5:38

Keep the damn dog man

JimmyVZ 4

Friday 31 July 2015 8:05

Make her pay ransom for the dog

Ben12345_fml 18

Friday 31 July 2015 9:20

Take care of it. It's not fair to the dog if you treat it like shit just because of something she did

raysmith121 10

Friday 31 July 2015 9:37

Eat the dog

mayhemily 7

Friday 31 July 2015 14:49

Looks like you own a new dog

sybe112 14

Friday 31 July 2015 19:09

bring it to one of her friends. or just put it in a box and drop it on their doorstep, ring and run.

Freewingradical 4

Saturday 1 August 2015 9:21

Look after the dog till she comes back. When she picks up her dog, say "" i'll miss you ( dogs name)" then close the door.

petergozinya37 8

Saturday 1 August 2015 11:44

Kennel. Makes a nice statement to her. She'll have to pay for the dog before she gets the dog back.

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