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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 15:18 - United States - Milford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML

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By CRWMEN - 22/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 05:25 - United States - Astoria

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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By Dognapped - 20/03/2022 04:00

Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML

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By nottrustworthy - 18/11/2010 06:44 - United States

Today, my wife of seven years told me that she doesn't trust me with dog-sitting her dog while she leaves to spend Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's with her family. She ended up calling someone she "trusts" to take care of her dog while I spend the holidays by myself. FML

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By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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cutycat136 28

Wednesday 29 July 2015 1:45

Just take it to one of her closest relatives and tell them they'll have to take care of it until she's back because you're leaving.

sandraw1 22

Wednesday 29 July 2015 2:14

Not stealing - taking care of it for an indefinite periode of time :)

Comments

angryo5trich 13

Wednesday 29 July 2015 22:23

You could always just let it die

Keiraquarium 12

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:33

It's not the dog's fault he got broken up with.

Ben12345_fml 18

Friday 31 July 2015 9:22

What the **** is wrong with you, you piece of shit?? It's her dog, not her laptop! It's a living animal

Chop10324 1

Wednesday 29 July 2015 23:23

Dude either take the dog for yourself or put it in a kennel that you pay for when you pick the dog up. It keeps the dog taken care of and you're standing up for yourself. If you like the dog you could even keep it until the day before she comes back and then kennel it.

Keiraquarium 12

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:35

It makes me sad that there are actually comments suggesting that OP should sell it or give it to the pound or abandon it. It's not the dog's fault he got broken up with; it shouldn't have to suffer.

BLT10009 4

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:58

I'd keep it. **** her.

drrobotnik1 18

Thursday 30 July 2015 1:06

lot of dog people in these comments. you don't "have to" do either of these things. you're choosing to, because you're a doormat. you're not in a good position, but as a lot of these comments have said, you could easily find a reputable service to take care of the dog for you rather than leaving it at your ex's place to starve to death.

JCal585 8

Thursday 30 July 2015 2:45

"It ran away

UTIGUY 2

Thursday 30 July 2015 3:03

all of a sudden the dog got out and took off...... id leave the door open and dog unattended

lmedck07 13

Thursday 30 July 2015 4:10

And all of a sudden the front door was left open and the dog ran away while you were taking a nap. Oops.. you put up posters but nobody ever saw it. Oh well at least you don't have to put up with that bitch anymore.