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By SKuser - 19/05/2009 08:09 - China

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML

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You deserved it 4 832

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I walked into a T-Mobile store to get a new phone. I wanted all of my numbers on my new phone, but the customer service rep had to transfer them. He said jokingly, "I understand. You don't want to lose your girlfriend's number." My girlfriend and I broke up two days ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 051

You deserved it 7 667

By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 880

You deserved it 8 695

By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 894

You deserved it 3 067

By holla1787 - 04/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 545

You deserved it 2 820

By thankskimi - 15/03/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 567 941

You deserved it 40 519

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 407

You deserved it 3 505

Great timing

By LTJFP - 26/10/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 021

You deserved it 2 272

By drummahboi99 - 04/12/2011 01:29 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 526

You deserved it 5 216

By grantsidiots - 27/11/2013 05:51 - Australia

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 843

You deserved it 3 157

Unexpected

By kalazoo21 - 25/08/2009 12:54 - United States

Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 228

You deserved it 12 794

Neottia 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 16:10

5 & 6, he said the store across the street, why would there be 2 T-mobiles across the street from each other.. it was an AT&T store.

hamzy 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 16:02

Depressing.. :( You'll find better!

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blankslate 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:12

She's gonna break up with him for a car salesman. Don't worry.

my_fml_account 2

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:14

in todays FML, nobody seems to know T-mobile does in fact offer iPhone service. In germany for example. The world extends beyond the USA.

genius_man16 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:21

#34 WHAT?? ARE YOU SERIOUS!? LIES!!! AMERICA IS EVERYTHING AND NO ONE ELSE MATTERS!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! PATRIOTISMM!!!!

Baytheshark 14

Thursday 8 December 2011 2:21

Your picture goes perfectly with what you said. Hehe...

99Rage 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:21

Dude..you know why she did that right? to try and make you jealous. she's a worthless bitch. sleep with her sister..or her mom, if shes a cougar. Bahaa. either way, you win.

notmuch 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:22

#34, I am German, but live in the States, and didn't know that. Stuff like that doesn't make the news headlines here, you know?

beebeeL 1

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:23

um THANK YOU #4 !!! GOLDDIGGEERRRR . dnt worry bout her she'll get hers .

Holly_GoLightly 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:26

Yeah Iphone> Sidekick That sucks though

lindsayylou 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:28

Well that just sucks, but she's a bitch for rubbing it in your face. For everyone who doesn't know, yes iPhones can be used on T-Mobile service, and in the U.S.