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By SKuser - 19/05/2009 08:09 - China

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML

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You deserved it 4 832

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I walked into a T-Mobile store to get a new phone. I wanted all of my numbers on my new phone, but the customer service rep had to transfer them. He said jokingly, "I understand. You don't want to lose your girlfriend's number." My girlfriend and I broke up two days ago. FML

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You deserved it 7 668

By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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You deserved it 8 695

By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 3 067

By holla1787 - 04/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 546

You deserved it 2 820

By thankskimi - 15/03/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

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You deserved it 40 525

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 505

Great timing

By LTJFP - 26/10/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML

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You deserved it 2 273

By drummahboi99 - 04/12/2011 01:29 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML

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You deserved it 5 216

By grantsidiots - 27/11/2013 05:51 - Australia

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

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You deserved it 3 157

Unexpected

By kalazoo21 - 25/08/2009 12:54 - United States

Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 229

You deserved it 12 794

Neottia 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 16:10

5 & 6, he said the store across the street, why would there be 2 T-mobiles across the street from each other.. it was an AT&T store.

hamzy 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 16:02

Depressing.. :( You'll find better!

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skatrwannabe3 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 18:05

Agh, I feel for you dude. I work for Sprint/Nextel. **** AT&T! =P

ginga_ninja 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 18:06

LOL seems she has a fetish for guys who sell phones???? did she ever make you dress up in a phone suit hahaha

I2OI3 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 18:07

That really sucks man, I can totally relate though!

I_am_stupid_also 6

Tuesday 19 May 2009 18:11

You know when her contract expires, so you have two years to save up enough money to win back her heart.

Lou_Briccant 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 18:14

Ok, here's what you do. Call her up, say you're sorry things couldn't work out. Offer to take her to dinner, at a Red Lobster. Get a bunch of those cheese biscuits, gold-diggers love cheese biscuits. (This is FACT, I saw it on Boondocks.) Order some expensive food, lobster or steak or whatever. After you guys eat, you now have 2 choices. If you want to be discreet about it, saw you have to go to the bathroom, then once you're out of her sight, leave. If you want to be a jackass, which I highly recommend, tell her you're leaving and not paying, and run out of the restaurant yelling "I WIN!". Every time you see her from that point on, just start laughing and say "Hey, remember that time when I ditched you at Red Lobster?". Get it done, DO WORK SON. This is either the best idea or the worst idea I've come up with.

jen1989 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 18:14

am i the only person who knows that when you switch cell phone companies, you are able to keep the same information and number on the new account even though its a completely different company? although her new boyfriend should have been able to do it from AT&T, sounds like she just wanted to make you feel bad.

havingalaugh 9

Wednesday 30 May 2012 4:41

Thank you!!! I thought I was the only one who knew that!

eggnogg 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 18:14

bitch, and #57 thats a bad idea

omglyktotally78 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 18:18

Damn. Talk about adding insult to injury.....so Iphones can be used with any carrier now??? If so I totally want one!!

jen1989 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 18:21

#60 im pretty sure iphones cannot be used with any carrier, i have one and so do a lot of people i know and they are all with at&t. all the other cell phone companies have their own touch screen versions of the iphone but not the actual iphone.